You might be a REDNECK Fisherman, IF...

• You have been too drunk to fish.
  
  
• You have ever cleaned fish in your living room.
  
  
• You fish the neighborhood above-ground pools - and especially if you catch something!
  
  
• You keep catfish in your aquarium.
  
  
• Your wife prefers to fish off a bridge, rather than shopping for clothes.
  
  
• You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
  
  
• You serve bait as an appetizer at your daughter's wedding.
  
  
• There are more fish items in the house than photographs of family members.
  
  
• You read these entries and don't find them funny.
  
  
• You use corn as bait to catch trout in Tennessee.
  
  
• See your suggestion here.
  
  
  
• To see the top ten compiled by Jeff Foxworthy