Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
- Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
- Teach a man to fish and he will continually smell like fishbait. (Joe Breunig)
- Teach a man to fish and the quality of his wardrobe degrades with time. (Joe Breunig)
- Teach him about God and he will starve to death, while praying for a fish. (Timothy Jones)
- Teach a man to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink alcohol all day.
- Teach a man to fish and you can sell him enough fishing equipment to fill his garage.
- Teach a man to use the Internet and he won't bother you for long periods of time, such as weeks and months.
- Teach a man to fish and he will be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.
- Teach a man to fish and unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. (Auren Hoffman)
- Teach a man to fish and you've got the whole weekend to yourself.
- Teach a man to fish and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is.
- Teach a man to fish so he doesn't take your $1000. (Ray Romano)
- Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime and he won’t have to collect welfare. (William Cope)
- Give him "Fish Aversion Therapy" and you eliminate the craving for life.
- Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. (Karl Marx)
- Teach a man to fish and his wife may divorce him.
- Give a man a fish, that man knows where to come for fish. Teach a man to fish and you've just destroyed your market share. (Jackie Kashian's father)
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